#501. Kittens (reader submitted idea)

Black people do not like little kittens. It is rare to see Black people with animals, especially dogs, but Black people are horribly frightened by cats, seemingly stemming from close contact to ferocious felines on the African sub-continent for thousands of years.

Evolutionary psychology has yet to pinpoint this paranoia, but for tens of thousands of years, Black people were forced to witness savage attacks by lions and other ancestors of kittens on their kin.

This sordid history with felines in Africa might be why 17-year-old Bronx native Cheyenne Cherry decided to roast her ex-roommate’s kitten to death in a stove – while it was still alive.


Cherry, when arrested, brushed off the incident as a joke, ostensibly channeling thousands of years of Black people anguish at the hands of felines back in Africa.

She was quoted as saying:

“I hate cats.”

Cherry stole DVDs and a package of noodles, while also placing Tiger Lily – the beautiful kitten owned by her ex-roommate – into a stove.

It was stated that:

“…the kitten was burned so badly a necropsy had to be performed to determine its sex.”

Cherry has been charged with aggravated cruelty to animals, burglary, arson, reckless endangerment and criminal mischief.

This entire incident can be attributed to the brutality Black people faced in Africa at the hands of cats and the evolutionary impulse to see kittens, cats and other members of the Felidae genus as enemies of Black people everywhere.

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13 Responses to #501. Kittens (reader submitted idea)

  1. Anonymous says:

    Blacks do more damage to their own people than any one else. Their feeling about life are that it is cheap. I've had grown black adults tell me that they hate cats because they will suck the breath out of a babies breath when they sleep and kill them also that cats carry fever in their claws (Cat Scratch fever) which kills.This loser Cheynne Cherry, appears to be a sociopath in training. Many murders, child abusers and other deviants start out hurting/killing small animals before moving on to larger prey. Look it up in the DSM.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I've never noticed it before, but this post is really true – blacks really don't like cats. How strange. There might be something to the idea of some deep genetic memory of running around in a loincloth on the savannah getting chased by lions and cheetahs, LOL.

  3. The idea that blacks hate cats because of Lions, etc, is utter liberal bullshit..! The reason why blacks love to torture animals is because, given the chance, they would love to torture humans too..! They are fuckin psycopaths..!Anon @ 6.58 talkssenseAnon @ 12.26 is a fuckin moron if he believes that crap..!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Bantu Education…! You are an illiterate idiot…! Get your head out of your lower colon…!Stop typing like a black and use civilized grammar, you fucking retard.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Funny, I have two cats which I've had for 14 years and a dog I've had for 7 years. Did anyone stop to think maybe this cretin's former roommate is… ohhhhh… I don't know. BLACK? Now, which "race" harbors the most serial killers? Yeah. Shut up.People who abuse animals, black, white, whatever are disturbed cretins (see Kenny Glenn and the guy who was just arrested in Florida for not only killing cats but torturing them, maiming then, killing then THEN leaving them where their owners could find them easily).

  6. Saxon says:

    Anyone no matter their race is a freak if they needlessly kill kittens and dogs. But come to think of it I have never known of any black person ever owning a cat,ever. And with the exception of the whole "I got a pitbull"syndrome they don`t dig on dogs either unless they`re country black folk. I`ve always got along with country blacks better than any city whites.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Saxon wrote:"I`ve always got along with country blacks better than any city whites."Let me have a guess, your a limp-wristed fag right?

  8. Daniel says:

    Anytime you try to outline general group differences in behaviour you'll always have someone bring up exceptions to the rule as though that brings down your whole case. In fact exceptions to the rule merely highlight the fact that the rule exists.Do serial killers tend to be white males? Statistically yes, they do. Does this mean there are no black serial killers? Of course not.Do blacks tend to have an aversion towards cats? Upon observation it would seem that they do. Does this mean there are no black cat lovers? Of course not.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Death penalty.Throwing a kitten into an oven as part of a burglary? Sounds like felony murder to me.We need to stop spending 30 grand a year to send these soulless monsters to prison and start executing them summarily.

  10. Anonymous says:

    The real question here, is not why Black people hate cats, which is pefectly rational, but why White people like them.Cats are selfish, minipulative, little bastards with arguably the most evil smelling urine in the animal kingdom. About their only redeeming quality is they don't bark.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Well, I happen to be Black and love cats. I am a long time cat owner and currently have two. I love them and treasure them. If I had been the owner of the kitten that girl killed, she wouldn't have lived to face jail. I would have killed her.

  12. Sam says:

    I see some myths die hard: Blacks are disproportionately represented among serial killers, too — nearly 22 percent of all racially ID'd serial killers since 1945 were/are African-American, nearly twice the A-A percentage of the population over the same period. This is borne out in a recent (ahem) white paper on the subject by Boise State criminologist Anthony Walsh, Ph.D., available here:http://backintyme.com/rawdata/walsh01.pdfSo, no one needs to "shut up," anonymous, except you until you get your facts straight.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Regardless of how you feel about cats, a poor defenseless kitten of all things!? What a horrible person for you to say…but of course had it been a child…oh the whole world would have cried…this bitch deserves more than she gets because animals and children are defenseless beings we must protect.

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