Just as a previous post discussed Waiting Until Graduation to Start Stripping, this brief entry will detail an event SBPDL is even shocked about.
The people in this video are obviously speaking Spanish, but don’t appear to be Non-Hispanic white people, but those of obvious African heritage. They are children, and they are partaking in a dance that would make those in the Matrix: Reloaded rave scene cringe.
We have seen the future, and it will be.
Stuff Black People Don’t Like includes Waiting Until Middle School to Start Freak Dancing, for if the future is to be one in which the amalgamation of the races is complete, Black people don’t want to be denied the right to dance how they want anymore:
“Their solution: Fight explicit teen dancing with an equal dose of explicitness. Downey and Aliso Niguel are among the first schools to draft “dance contracts,” binding agreements that parents and students must sign before a teenager can step onto the dance floor.
Administrators say the graphic descriptions in the contracts leave little room for arguments over interpretation and put everyone on notice about appropriate behavior.”
Remember, this is a Black world now, and it is important we all stop Acting White, and start Acting Black to fit in. So, to keep things 365Black, elegant Ballroom dancing of the past is out and the embracing of Freak Dancing must now begin.
But remember: the only alternative to this future – as epitomized in the Matrix rave scene – is to embrace The Lord of Dance, one of the ultimate forms of SBPDL.