Tears Flow from "The Onion" over Trump’s Victory on the Birther Question

“The Blacks” crying over Trump
Lawrence Auster nails it (OneSTDV as well) when it comes to the Barack Obama’s Birth Certificate, an issue we don’t care about. It’s hilarious that Mein Obama allowed a debate to fester for three years when he could have released it during his run for the presidency.
 
Instead of giving fodder to Birthers, Mein Obama could have easily said, “Hey, here it is guys, calm down.”   But instead it took Donald Trump to step up to the plate and make the ultimate demand: “Whup it out and show it to us, dude.”


A man “the Blacks” hate, Trump has now exposed the groupthink within the Black community, so much so that it is now crystal clear: ANY criticism of Mein Obama is racist.
 
Baratunde Thurston, the Web editor at TheOnion.com, is heartbroken over how Donald Trump took credit for making Mein Obama release a document almost three years into his presidency that could have been released on day one.
 

In this video, found at Newsone.com, he admits to crying over the situation. He calls Trump a “racist” and a “Klansman” and states that his fortune is built upon “racism.”
 
Here’s what he said:

”[…] I began to cry. I thought of my ancestors, both direct and collective, who had fought and died so that I might be treated as an American. I then thought of this fetid, smug, hate-filled, wealthy white man taking credit for the release and yet still not being satisfied. It does not matter how long we’ve been in these United States. We will never be American.


So, tears in my eyes, pain in my heart and rage in my soul, I composed this video message. More than written text, it comes close to expressing my full pain at witnessing a white man who was handed everything call the President of the United States (and me) a nigger.”

In less than one month, Donald Trump has exposed “the Blacks” as a monolithic entity that will rally around a president because of the one-drop rule.Mein Obama is Black, and so any criticism of him is obviously criticism of the entire Black race.
 
These are things we will look back upon, both the Birther question and “the Blacks’” reaction to a simple question, and realize the clarity we’ve been handed.
 
Millions of Americans believed the Birther’s position, and Mein Obama’s reluctance to release the document only exacerbated the situation. That it took a so-called Klansman in Donald Trump to force Obama’s hand is a sign of how pusillanimous Republicans have become.
 
In Black-Run America (BRA), one is supposed to defer any public criticism of Black people to the confines of one’s home, but Donald Trump has violated this rule. The entire Disingenuous White Liberal (DWL) infrastructure is targeting him for demonstrating such chutzpah in the very face of BRA.
 
Tavis Smiley has already gone on record and said the 2012 election will be the most “racist” ever because people will criticize Mein Obama. In the minds of “the Blacks,” criticism of Mein Obama is tantamount to “racism.”
 
Wanda Sikes, a comedian we like, was wrong when she said this at the 2009 White House Correspondent’s Dinner:
“It’s amazing, the first black president – I know you’re biracial – but the first black president!” she said. “That’s unless you screw up. Then it’s going to be, ‘What’s up with the half-white guy, huh?'”
Thank you, Baratunde Thurston, for videotaping your thoughts on Donald Trump and declaring anyone who dares criticize Mein Obama as a “racist” and a “Klansman.” 
 
Sorry that you cried over the whole situation. All we do here at SBPDL is laugh, laugh that the Birther issue became this heated and so divisive. That “the Blacks” will now rally around a leader who allowed a debate to continue because of his steadfast refusal to release a simple document (What are you hiding, Barry?) is a clear-cut indication that Mein Obama will never be that “half-white guy” Sykes joked about.
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