There Can Be Only One

Don’t lose your head: Wynika was ready for “The Gathering”

News of the impending end of the world has us in an apocalyptic mood. The fact that Macho Man Randy Savage was taken a day early (dying tragically of a heart attack) almost had us convinced the story of the world ending was true.

This story, courtesy of Louisville, has us convinced that not only is the world ending, but the “Quickening” is upon as well:

Police say a woman involved in an argument at a Louisville Pizza Hut raised the stakes considerably when she tried to pull a sword.

It happened Thursday night, shortly after 9 p.m. at the Pizza Hut on 7th St. Rd., near Dixie Hwy.

According to an arrest report, police were called to the restaurant after they received reports that 29-year-old Wynika Mason was “causing trouble.” When they got there, she allegedly began yelling at the officers.

An employee told the officers that, shortly before they arrived, Mason began yelling at him and told him that she had a sword on her person. The employee said that Mason, “began to raise it out of the sheath” when her brother seized it from her and put it in their vehicle outside.

Police say Mason told them that she did indeed have a sword and it was still in the vehicle. Officers recovered the sword, according to the arrest report.

Officers say customers and employees were both inside the Pizza Hut when the events occurred, and that the employees, “felt threatened by her behavior.”

Mason was charged with disorderly conduct and menacing.

The gathering of the immortals is upon us. Judging by Wynika’s need to protect herself by driving around with a sword, it’s obvious the end of the world is near. After all, there can be only one. Here’s her Facebook page, where you can see she admits to having serious emotional issues.
In all seriousness, this is just a funny story. Mason might be only person in Louisville that brings a knife to a gun fight. 
Quick question for anyone reading this: Tomorrow celebrates the end of year two at SBPDL, and the start of year three. Kind of a dumb way to say it’s our second anniversary. 
We’ve come a long way since the first post on May 22, 2009 (Running out of Fried Chicken) and have an idea for an awesome video. Anyone reading have strong capabilities with video editing software? Shoot me over an E-mail if you do at SBPDL1@gmail.com
We can talk about compensation, but the idea for a video we have is something that is going to be a lot of fun and won’t take a long time to make at all.
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