Category Archives: Black Friday

Brightest Day, Blackest Night: No Deal Shall Escape My Sight

Conspiracy theory? Yes, this is a still photo from the $2 Waffle Maker brawl at Wal-Mart There are days where you realize how far removed from normal society you have become and it is these precious moments that you understand why being … Continue reading

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The Eighth Day of Christmas at SBPDL – No Free Toys

Christmas 2009 is in the books, yet we haven’t finished the 12 Days of Christmas at SBPDL. The season of Christmas is a festive time of giving presents to others, in the hope of granting them a reprieve from the … Continue reading

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#677. Being the Real PeopleofWalmart.com

Admit it. You’ve ventured to the absolutely brilliant website peopleofwalmart.com and enjoyed a few hearty laughs (maybe a few belly laughs). What exactly is peopleofwalmart.com?: “We personally have nothing against Walmart. We, along with most of America, shop at Walmart … Continue reading

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#301. Braving the End of the Line

Call it the Rosa Parks syndrome, but Black people hate to wait at the back of anything, be it a bus or a line. With Black Friday approaching quickly, the fear of people being trampled to death as Black people … Continue reading

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#186. Losing the Lottery

“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” So the moniker of Sin City goes, for Las Vegas exists to allow America a place to retreat to momentary bliss, potential financial ruin and the wonders of a one-night stand coupled with … Continue reading

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#6. Tipping

One of the many secrets that Black people never wanted to be shared with the masses is their complete and utter disdain for tipping. Black people are intrinsically opposed to parting with their money – one of the reasons they … Continue reading

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#93. Bringing Your Kids to Shoplift

Black people, as has been established, love to purchase goods when they can get anywhere from 50 percent to 100 percent off the retail price. Consequently, Black people do not enjoy having to bring their children along for the 100 … Continue reading

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