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White Bed Sheets in Utah, Rims Outlawed in Cincinnati: Just Another Day in BRA

White bed sheets could be used for nefarious purposes. Just ask Alta High School Remember the two white University of Missouri students who got expelled and almost charged with a Hate Crime for dropping errant cotton balls in front of … Continue reading

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#456. Misplaced Cotton Balls

There walk among us individuals who appear normal, but deep down they have a psychologically crippling phobia that causes mental paralysis at the mere sight of a common, household necessity. There agreeable visage is merely a veneer that hides a … Continue reading

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