Category Archives: Making it Rain

#432. Celebration-less Touchdowns

Black people just being Black Professional athlete, as we have learned, is the vocation of choice for young Black males. The majority of Black males grow up believing they will one day make it to either the NBA or the … Continue reading

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#601. Purple Drank Hangovers

Black people have no trouble “making it rain” in an all-out effort to impress strippers at Gentleman’s Clubs across the land. It is the morning after “making it rain” that they find unforgiving. However, Black people have been utilizing an … Continue reading

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#186. Losing the Lottery

“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” So the moniker of Sin City goes, for Las Vegas exists to allow America a place to retreat to momentary bliss, potential financial ruin and the wonders of a one-night stand coupled with … Continue reading

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#73. Tim Tebow

Football has long been the great racial equalizer in the United States and perhaps the ultimate tool in bringing about equality in opportunity for Black people. Pro Football was integrated in 1946 and Americans who had never conversed with Black … Continue reading

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#222. Silenced Whistle Tips

Black people love to make noise. As we have seen with rappers and sports stars, Black people have a constant need of attention that rivals a two-year-old. Nowhere are Black people more notorious for trying to attract attention then by … Continue reading

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#113. Waiting Until Graduation to Start Stripping

High school in the United States is an exciting time for members of every race. Football games, the first parties with alcohol and prom season all leave lasting memories and impressions that will last a lifetime. John Hughes, the incredible … Continue reading

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#602. The Morning After ‘Making It Rain’

All people throughout history have secretly desired the ability to control the weather. Farmers who saw their crop ruined due to droughts; high school football players who dreaded the 100 degree weather during two-a-days in the summer; and George W. … Continue reading

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